I’ve always been entertained by people who have a last name that sounds like a first name. My absolute favorite though, is people who have the same first and last name, like the poet William Carlos Williams. I can imagine exactly how that sort of thing happens. I had to fill out paperwork right after giving birth, and let me tell you, my children came really close to being named Dill Dill. Anyway, speaking of William Carlos Williams, I heard a story about him that’s too good not to repeat. I’ve never seen this story written anywhere and I can’t remember who told it to me. To be clear: I’m about to spread gossip about a dead guy. William Carlos Williams was not the sort of poet who spent his life locked in a room writing poetry. No, dude had a day job. He was a doctor, and apparently worked as one until his death. This should be pretty familiar to anyone who is creative; we live a sort of dual existence. Perhaps Bill Bill (if I m...