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Judgmental Dogs

"I realized that driving stick wasn't for me when I was driving in a cul-de-sac with no other traffic around me," Agnes says, "and I was saying, 'Look at that dog!  That dog is thinking, "That girl can't drive a stick-shift!"'" "You make a good point," says Evira, "People who are a little crazy shouldn't drive stick-shifts," she pauses, "Not to mention, dogs are so judgmental!  I always hated that about dogs." 

Perfect Quote(s) for Valentine's Day

"Lovers in the first stages of attraction speak in harmonic dissonance-echoing and remarking on things that make no sense to anyone but their intended." -George Hagen, Tom Bedlam ********************************************************** Evira: "Yup, the lyrics really are 'Your sex is on fire.'" Agnes: "If my sex was on fire, I would hope that you would call 911."