“We used to think space was the final frontier. We had no idea we were wrong,” the woman mumbled as the robot ran a brush through her thinning, white hair. “I was young once, like you. I’d like to think I was pretty.” The robot paused, a hand half raised, “I am not a biological organism. I do not age. I am here to care for your physical and mental wellbeing.” “Yes, yes, I’m not senile, you know. I’m not some cyberspace junkie who can’t tell reality from virtual. But I do like . . . oh, you wouldn’t tell on an old lady, would you?” “I am required to report any instance whereby threat or implication, there is the possibility of real or imagined harm to a person or persons as defined by the law,” the robot set the brush on a tray and picked up a comb. “Whatever that means,” the woman looked down at her swollen knuckles, “Sometimes I like to go into the backwash where no one knows I’m an eighty-year-old woman. I suppose if you tal...