Well, it's finally happened; my house has been tagged. Check out this nonsense: It looks vaguely like a Minion. The perpetrator of this crime had his charcoal confiscated. Charcoal, which I may have brought home from the beach after demonstrating how to use it. Possibly. ~/~ In spite of the longer days, summer has somehow seemed busier than its sleepy cousins. I mean, there's sprinklers and bounce houses around every corner. Who the heck can write while being sprayed with water or dragged into an inflatable castle. I really didn't think they allowed adults in those things, but apparently if your child is terrified enough, they let you in. I would try to be a little more reassuring about the bouncy-castle thing, but they are actually unsafe. Most accidents involve the the bounce house blowing away like some modern Wizard of Oz. I'm not entirely sure if you could squash a witch with one, but you might be able to suffocate ...