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Things I've done since last writing in my blog

1. Walked around Greenlake
2. Got blisters on my feet
3. Bought furry flip-flops
4. Went to a picnic
5. Walked barefoot in the sand
6. Channeled my rage into removing two bicycles from the rafters of the garage
7. Cried (I do this a lot)
8. Organized things at work
9. Yelled at a cyclist who just happened to be the fifth cyclist riding on the wrong side of the road, against traffic lights, and straight towards my car
10. Made cookies in the shape of wild boars, geckos, horses, giraffes, and amoebas
11. Heard a rumor that made me anxious
12. Cut my arm on said bicycles from number six 

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