"Sorry to get all pagan on your ass . . ."-My Roommate
"I am so surprised I gave birth to a horse playing sassy slut."-My mom
"Lots of chocolate, baths, and the Bible will sort everything out for you."-My Roommate
"You think you can walk over here and back and I won't follow you? I'm gonna follow you everywhere like a puppy! Mmm-hmm!"-Federal Work Release Prisoner
"I am so surprised I gave birth to a horse playing sassy slut."-My mom
"Lots of chocolate, baths, and the Bible will sort everything out for you."-My Roommate
"You think you can walk over here and back and I won't follow you? I'm gonna follow you everywhere like a puppy! Mmm-hmm!"-Federal Work Release Prisoner