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Image (sans UFO) by Lewis Hines, no copyright, public domain |
It was the most terrifying moment of his life, at least thatās how Grandpa used to tell it. He was ten, and he worked at the Dunningham Mill, ducking under the looms to grab fallen bobbins and loose threads. That always sounded terrifying to me; the thunder of the chain-driven machinery, the spools moving so fast that they seemed to blur. āTouch one and itād split your hand open,ā heād lisp around his denture.
āTell me more about great-gran,ā Iād beg, āand how she cooked over a fireplace. And how you ate bread and lard every day for a year.ā
āThere was this one lady, got her hand caught. Machine dragged her all the way up to the ceiling. All the boys were trying to get a look at her bloomers,ā he winked.
āWas she,ā I gulped a swallow, āokay?ā
āI donāt imagine she ever used that hand again.ā
āThe other boys, did you play with them after work? What kind of games did you play?ā I tapped my notebook with my pen. There was no way I was turning in an essay about child labor and industrial accidents, not for an assignment titled Nostalgia.
āNo. They lived in different tennies. Ours was a three-floor brownstone, old-style. The bedroom was pitch black. Smelled like cabbage.ā
āAnd did you sleep there? In the bedroom?ā
āAll eight of us in one bed. In the summer Willie and Iād sneak up to the roof. You could get up there if you knew someone on the third floor. Pop-out their window. You had to know how to climb of course.
āOne night Willie and I was up there under that great hot blanket of sky, we had nothinā but matches to see by, and of course weād make pretend cigarettes with scraps of thread and newspaper,ā his eyes glazed over, āYou should have seen how fast those would burn. Willie had no nose hair for a week. Anyhow, we started seeing lights. Back then you could see the stars, even in a city, and we thought it may be a shooting star, cause boy, was it moving good.ā
āWhat did you wish for?ā
āWell, Willie saw it first, so it was his. Never asked him what he wished for because that thing came straight at us. Willie was so scared, he jumped off the roof. He was in a cast for I donāt how long. Leg bone was poking straight through his skin. Got the TB from it too.ā
I stood up.
āSit down, youāre going to miss the good part,ā he waved his cane in my direction.
I took a deep breath, āGrandpa, Tuberculosis is the disease where people cough up blood.ā
āThatās what Iām talking about. You young ones know everything. Well, back in my day, people used to get the TB in their bones. Now you sit, and Iāll tell you something good.ā
I sat, my lips clamped between my teeth.
āSo there I was, on the roof of the tenement, this light coming straight at me,ā he held up his hands in mock terror. āJust when I thought it would hit me, it stopped. I couldnāt see a thing, it was so bright. Then there was this sound. You know the sound you hear in carnival rides? The tut-tut-tut of compressed air? Thatās what it sounded like.ā
I nodded, worried that if I freed my lips they would tell him off.
āThat was when I started to make out the shape of it. It was maybe about the size of your brotherās treehouse, but rounder, and flying in the air. I was terrified. Iāve seen some crazy things in my life; war, disease, squalor, and ruin. But the only thing that made me shake in my breeches was this thing. You see, I had no words for it, no way to explain it to myself or anyone else and thatās what made it so horrible. It was like the appearance of an angel in the Good Book, but he didnāt say, āDonāt be afraid.āā
āWhat did he say?ā
āHe said, āYou called me for a ride?āā
I waited for Grandpa to continue. When he didnāt, I prompted him, āDid you take the ride?ā He snorted, his eyes closed. I poked him with my pen, āGrandpa.ā
āOh,ā he jerked awake, āWhere was I?ā
āThe other being asked you if you wanted a ride.ā
āI said okay, like any red-blooded young colt would and then I just floated into the sky. Didnāt really realize I was in the aircar or what-have-you until the other being turned around, and said, āWhere are you going?ā
āAnd I didnāt know what to say, so I said, āThe moon, if you please, Sir.ā There was this huge sense of pressure and everything blurred, and then I thought I was back on the roof, but below me, the city was gone, turned into dust by a giantās rounded footprints.
āI could have stood there gawking until I was just bones, but the other being interrupted my thoughts with, āThat will be a hundred dollars.ā
āI turned out my pocket and took out my dayās wage. āThis is all I have,ā I said, passing him the five shining quarters.
āāWhatād you think this is?ā he asked me, āA charity?ā
āāI donāt know what this is,ā I waved my hand at the rubble below, āOr why Iām paying you for it.ā
āāThis is a taxi. You asked for a ride to the moon. Now pay, or get out!ā And he dashed the coins from my hand. The last thing I remember was seeing him put a placard up in its window that said For Hire.ā
āDid you ever see him again?ā I slid my pen into the spiral binding of my notebook.
āWell,ā he gurgled, āthatās how I met your grandma.ā
My antennae tingled, finally, we were getting somewhere.
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Cross Posted to 12 Short Stories
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