1. Someone told me recently that there is now a "vaccine" for tobacco. If you get this shot, your body will no longer absorb nicotine. I immediately went into a rage and was walking down the street yelling, "Where the f*ck is my HIV vaccine? Where is my replacement drug for penicillin?" Where is my panacea?
2. I used to always think that "This old man goes rolling home" meant that the guy was doing a log roll or a somersault all the way home. Now, I'm not so sure. Maybe this old man was rolling in his big old man car. I mean, you never see old men driving fast, they just kind of cruise. I was stuck behind this old man (not the one from the song) the other day and he didn't get over 20 mph the entire time. I was way too lazy to pass him, so I just rolled along behind him and pondered deeper things.
2. I used to always think that "This old man goes rolling home" meant that the guy was doing a log roll or a somersault all the way home. Now, I'm not so sure. Maybe this old man was rolling in his big old man car. I mean, you never see old men driving fast, they just kind of cruise. I was stuck behind this old man (not the one from the song) the other day and he didn't get over 20 mph the entire time. I was way too lazy to pass him, so I just rolled along behind him and pondered deeper things.