Refracted Neurons

"He likes to develop young leaders in what he would like to imagine is the Pacific Northwest." "No, I don't eat unborn ovums anymore." "Don't let kids bleed in your mouth." 

"Oh no, you're doing a hip hop dance on my face."-Homestar Runner

As of Sunday (Easter), I will be officially over it. Or else. Or else no more chocolate. I won't be able to think about anything else if I have no chocolate. "In a few weeks it had been found out that this promise was full of emptiness."-W Brodrick

1. When is it really okay to ask to stroke someone's arm? 2. Why the **** are you kissing me? 3. Why do we have so much catsup? 4. Just exactly when did you stop drinking? 5. Why do you stare at me everytime I walk in the room? 6. Who keeps stealing hole punchers and mice from work? 7. When did you break up with your fiancee? 8. Who really wants a caramel pop-tart? 9. Why are you so afraid of God? 10. Who keeps moving my fake poop? Mood: Erratic (Cheerful-Silly-Sad/crying-Stability?) 

1. "I don't know. I don't know what you do." (In response to me asking, "Why would I have a blowup doll?") 2. "What are you saying? I can mouse with my right hand." (From a lefty after he was accused of moving the mouse to the left side of the computer.) 3. "I (hic) gave this girl my (hic) my phone number (hic) and she (hic) she never called (hic) called me." 4. "You're hurting me!" "I'm stabbing your coat." "With a knife!" "So?" "Knives hurt people!" 

I'm afraid of the Oreck Repair guy because 1. He's hot 2. He has a southern accent 3. He's tall So I get all excited anytime the vacuum cleaner breaks. The other day Amala and I went to a TexMex restaurant. Our waiter was terrifying to me because 1. He was wearing my ex-fiance's head 2. He was huge Or maybe the tables were really low. I was freaking out. Then I realized that anytime I'm attracted to a guy, I avoid him like the plague. Oooo, plague! Okay, maybe not like the plague. Maybe like clowns.