I've been saying that I have a crush on this guy, but I think really I'm just entertained by him. It's harmless because he lives with his girlfriend, so there's absolutely no chance of getting with Crazy. Today when I drove up to my friend's apartment, I could see him outside on the balcony wearing an ungodly hat and pajama bottoms. In the time that I've known him, he's run around in various states of undress and disrepair (no shirt, black eye), usually while grilling. Today he was making candles. I was fascinated and ran up to him to beseige him with questions, "What are you going to do with them? Are you giving them away for Christmas? How do you do that? What's the wick made out of?" He couldn't answer any of this because he was brushing his teeth. My friend said, "It's kind of weird, he's been doing that all week long." "That's how I like it," I said. "That's part and parcel of y