I know, I know, you want an Agnes adventure or maybe a new poem. Instead, you get me cussing in Hindi. Things I have done since my last journal entry: 1) Story-boarded an Agnes comic. (anticipated release date: 2300AD) 2) Shut my head in the refrigerator. Easy in, not so easy out. 3) Went camping in the hot springs! 4) Barfed in front of my boyfriend's parents three times. 5) Got promoted at least once. 6) Had a garage door shut on my car. 7) Got caught writing notes in work meetings twice. (I was writing "People are very angry and are buying bulk food. Thank you, George W Bush.") That's all I can think of right now.