Refracted Neurons

1. When is it really okay to ask to stroke someone's arm? 2. Why the **** are you kissing me? 3. Why do we have so much catsup? 4. Just exactly when did you stop drinking? 5. Why do you stare at me everytime I walk in the room? 6. Who keeps stealing hole punchers and mice from work? 7. When did you break up with your fiancee? 8. Who really wants a caramel pop-tart? 9. Why are you so afraid of God? 10. Who keeps moving my fake poop? Mood: Erratic (Cheerful-Silly-Sad/crying-Stability?) 

1. "I don't know. I don't know what you do." (In response to me asking, "Why would I have a blowup doll?") 2. "What are you saying? I can mouse with my right hand." (From a lefty after he was accused of moving the mouse to the left side of the computer.) 3. "I (hic) gave this girl my (hic) my phone number (hic) and she (hic) she never called (hic) called me." 4. "You're hurting me!" "I'm stabbing your coat." "With a knife!" "So?" "Knives hurt people!"