I'm afraid of the Oreck Repair guy because 1. He's hot 2. He has a southern accent 3. He's tall So I get all excited anytime the vacuum cleaner breaks. The other day Amala and I went to a TexMex restaurant. Our waiter was terrifying to me because 1. He was wearing my ex-fiance's head 2. He was huge Or maybe the tables were really low. I was freaking out. Then I realized that anytime I'm attracted to a guy, I avoid him like the plague. Oooo, plague! Okay, maybe not like the plague. Maybe like clowns.